Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Ya'll can just BITE ME (no Pun intended)

TWILIGHT MOM'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (LOVE THIS)

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE whose life turned upside down when you read Twilight? Is your house a disaster with piles of piles of laundry in every corner and stacks of dirty dishes at record breaking heights? Have you imagined your husband is a vampire (or werewolf) and suddenly have the libido of newlywed again? Do you convince yourself that “cold cereal” makes a perfectly wholesome dinner? Is the pizza delivery boy now on your Christmas card list? Are your children free to run a muck as long as no one comes too you bleeding . . .(too badly)? Oh, you feel guilty, but that’s not enough! You still can’t tear yourself away from the book and damned be the consequences! The good new is- YOU ARE NOT ALONE! Fans of the Twilight Series in OUR STAGE of life (whether you’re a mom or not) now have a place where we can gather unashamed of our irrational obsession with vampires and werewolves. We have a place where “our kind” can relate without having to wade through all the teenage Internet code mumbo jumbo like “OMG!!! IMHO Edward is sooo Hawt!!!” (usually a dead giveaway that you should be doing your social studies homework for 3rd period instead of playing on the computer.) FYI, it was a group of 14/15 year olds that “changed” me. However, OUR world of balancing family, work, home, marriage AND…our Twilight obsession is unique, fun, and oh, so very humorous. The personal stories and experiences I’ve heard and read from women all over the world are a blast. YOU LADIES ROCK!!! …and “Twilight Moms” is dedicated to YOU!!!

(Anyways I found that and I don't feel that bad about my obsession anymore!)

So most who know me or knew me when I was on the Prowl for guys, all Know I have an obsession with Guys mouths and mannerisms, seriously I liked guys that chewed there gum a certain way we would be just sitting chillen and chattin and I would clue into there Mouths... Jaw lines very important and lip movements, This is why I will always Be obssesed with Brad Pitt forever (that damn jaw) GEEZ!!! (funny me and Amy were talking about his jaw the other day) anyways Jackson Rathborne he plays Jasper Hall in TWILIGHT his mouth is amazing WOW!!!!! Watch this clip if your someone who likes mouth mannerisms and you will fall for him as well, This just makes me more excited for the Movie now! And his voice is ROCKIN as well sounds very Eminem to me ( yes I like him too) but now Not only is there Edward who has grown on me very nicely but Jaspers Bloody mouth is FREAKING HOTTT!!!!!!!!!! Going to go take a cold shower now! lol

4 comments:

Erin said...

I'm with you about the strong jaw lines! I thought I was weird for picking such a small thing to really like on guys. That was actually my favorite feature on john when we first met, he has a really sharp jawline and I LOVE IT!

I'm glad I'm not the only one that notices stuff like that.

Lille and Timmy said...

How does Tomas feelin about all this Twilight? I'm sure he's lovin the "libido" :) :) Poor girls are going to know about the twilight characters before they know their ABC's. Ha, miss ya!!

Brent~April~Kennley said...

You crack me up. One night in bed I asked my husband "could you just be Edward for one night?" He just laughs at my obsession. Hey My friend and I are hosting a "Slumber Party" and I was going to send an invite your way. If you are interestedemail me your address speedking_8@hotmail.com. (the consultant is a spit fire too so it should be a blast)

*karen* said...

Haha, you are funny! Jasper is so cute! I love his hair and he has a cute crooked smile! I like him! I am very happy with the actors they choose to play in Twilight! They are all pretty close to what I imagined. I love Twilight! Yay for twilight!